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not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

(via textpoops)

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couples quarrel

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up

girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.

boyfriend: -_-

(via alabamathunderpussy)

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1 hour ago

nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control

(Source: Washington Post, via alabamathunderpussy)

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1 hour ago

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

(via alabamathunderpussy)

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1 hour ago
annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.

annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.

(via ruinedchildhood)

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1 hour ago
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